there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
"This is gospel for the fallen ones, locked away in permanent slumber. Assembling their philosophies, from pieces of broken memories." "I ponder of something great, my lungs will fill and then deflate. They fill with fire, exhale desire. I know it’s dire, my time today."
MASH UP: This Is Gospel by Panic! at the Disco (vs) Car Radio by Twenty One Pilots
this is godly
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
# look I know I have a Coach purse and am wearing nice clothes but I will still argue with you over the $1 price difference that I thought these pants were.
I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.
So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?
the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable